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In Stylista's Perfect World...


...Angelina Jolie would wear this magnificent Atelier Versace gown

Can you picture it, people?! Angie, walking the 2008 Oscar carpet — in Brad's bulging arms — in this regal showtopper!

It's toooo much for me. *Faints*

I'm so f*ing sick of seeing her in black. If I see her in another black dress, I would have to neuter myslef! She could bring so much justice and juice to this ensemble—so much that it would make me want to adopt children of my own.

What's wrong with her? Doesn't she know she needs color?! Somebody get this bitch some color now and help her look like this!

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